The Barney´s documents that gonna change the world.

Hola otravez, despues de un ligeramente estresante y agotador dia de trabajo, no es q seaq dificil, pero el hecho de q una maldita ardilla destruya tu merkancia asi como el cabello de tu jefe, bueno lo complik un poco, regresando a la entrada del dia de hoy he decidido incluir algunos articulos interesantes sobre Barney Stinson y su legendaria vida cotidiana, pero antes, para aquellos q no lo conozcan he aqui unas cuantas fotos q describen perfectamente lo q Barney es:

The fantasy Fantasy League es el primer articulo, el cual relata las fantasias de Barney & cia en su propio juego q inventaron, nombrando la persona, lugar y situacion ideal para cada uno (nota los articulios estan en ingles, asi q si no tienen idea de lo q dice, bueno ponganse traje y corran x un diccionario, o simplemente chequen el traductor q hay en mi blog).

The Fantasy Fantasy League

April 13, 2009

The land of make believe is no longer confined to rainy-day attics or treehouse sleepovers. All across this great nation, grown men and women are playing pretend –- imagining themselves as the general managers of professional sports teams. And while that might be good clean fun, I prefer my fantasies to be bad dirty fun. Therefore I proudly present to you my latest and greatest idea: Fantasy Fantasy League.

Last week some friends and I created our own fantasy fantasy draft board. The object was to put together the best possible fantasy by selecting (in any order) a PERSON, PLACE, and SITUATION. After randomly selecting a draft order, I went first…

Round 1

Barney---Scarlet Johannson

Robin---Manitoba, Canada

Marshall---Lily

Lily---Stranded on a Tropical island

Ted---Paris, France

Round 2

Ted---Architectural Boat tour

Lily---Hugh Jackman

Marshall---Pie Eating Contest

Robin---Wayne Gretzky

Barney---Playboy Mansion

Round 3

Barney---Snowed In

Robin---Stuck in an elevator
Marshall---Submarine

Lily---Police Officer meets Naughty criminal

Ted---The Future Mrs. Mosby.

Some analysis is necessary. Let’s go over the big winners and losers of this draft:

WINNERS
Barney: Locked up Scarlett Johansson early, then scooped up the Playboy Mansion, when it inexplicably fell to the second round. By closing his draft out with “snowed in,” Stinson created the perfect scenario – Scarlett Johansson surrounded by a bevy of beautiful women who, it’s worth noting, like getting naked. Add in the apocalyptic event of snow blanketing southern California and you have very naked beautiful women preparing for the end of the world with Barney leading the charge toward heaven.
Lily: Solid location pick in the first round after Robin choked and picked possibly the unsexiest place on earth after an intensive care unit (assuming no nurses). Went for value in the later rounds and the diversity of picks opens the door for bonus fantasy entertainment - when she’s done handcuffing her Aussie, they can while away those long hours on the deserted island with a one man performance of Pippin.

LOSERS
Ted: Reached for an environment too early and then added insult to injury by choosing a lame continent. Sure, Paris might be an acceptable pick if this were a Shoe Fantasy league but with locations like “outer space” and “mattress store” still on the board, this bust of a pick may haunt him for years. His second and third picks were total question marks, not even worth mentioning. It was like watching the New York Jets at the NFL draft.
Marshall: Really? You’re going to pick the only woman you’ve ever had sex with for your fantasy? His other picks are all over the map, but at least he knows what he wants.

WILDCARD
Robin: I tuned out after Canada.

hmm...es interesante, los resultados son lo q la mayoria esperaba, Barney con una chica sexy en una mansion llena de mas sexies chicas, legendario! lo califico con un 10, Lily, bueno ella fue realmente original a pesar de haber usado un lugar muy comun, lo interesante fue la situacion y lo increible es q hizo a un lado a Marshall...un 9, Robin...a pesar de haber usado un lugar meramente aburrido, usado a un tipo q no conozco y el clasico elevador lo hacen una fantasia clara y un poco melosa....7, Ted...hmm.....aburrido....muy aburrido....y desconocido!, ahora se x q barney decia q en su relacion con victoria, ted era la chica, se demuestra con sus aspiraciones de quinceañera casi tan romanticas como las de yey y su Lovey-Dovey hehe, bueno califico a Ted con un 6, y Marshall....no se supone q marshall era muy bueno en juegos d mesa? aqui se demuestra q no, es q solo tiene en mente a lily y pasteles, y lo peor es q puede juntar esas dos cosas en su unica fantasia...de ser por mi lo calificaria con lo mas bajo q se pueda, pero q lo decida su cucaraton.

Mañana continuo con mas articulos, hasta entonces adios.