Phrases of the Week, Vol. 1, Not local jokes included.

This is a new section, that will be updated each week, after seeing the marvelous phrases that our exotics pals said with out intension of make uhmm.... how i can say this....this memorable (by don´t say as ridiculous or funny to be carried to your tomb), any do....Let´s begin:

"No...no don´t enter because....because....somebody it´s making pipi"

Said by: Bigger Raccon, trying to help us to recover a folder, and not letting enter anyone to the salon.

"Hey Warma are you worried about your phone uh?.....Hey Guess What? I droped it and it´s now broken hehe...in thousand pieces"

Said by: Raxel, when the pseudo-boy Warma asked about his phone.

"Ay, not fucking, i gonna broke his......Ay my heart"

Said by: Warma, after hearing the previous phrase (that was his last words before enter in coma).

"All right I got it, but are you sure that the words Yey and FUN can be somehow linked? I think that the best synonymous to rare, bored, unknown gender person, and so Fucking.....is yey."

Said by: Me when Yey replied that he is Kindly and funny (yeah sure). and i said it to raxel, unfortunely yey hear.

"Hi Sister.......Hi Pet"

Said by: Raxel talking to his sister and kitten (note: He said Sister to his kitten and Pet to his sister).

"Hey I´m a physic, and I Know the elementary things of the Universe......."
"Really....then who is Radiohead?"
".............."

Said by: Shieldon when he start a business with Penny called "The Penny Blossoms".

"Well, then if you win o.60 cents for each Penny Blossom, and you can make up to 20 per day....you won aprox. 12 dollars each day is´nt it? hmmm......I Think that even a Thai Boy working in a factory wins more than you"

Said by: Sheldon still in discussion with Penny and Leonard ´cause it used a design to it´s web page like a 13 years old girl´s My space page.

This is the end of the Volume 1, the second one coming soon.

Note: I guess Everybody (except Yey) get Mad ´cause I write in english, but please understand that I can´t concentrate me is somethings if I don´t write in English...understood? I Hope so, your brothere is crying so Loud cause wanna see you....so I Repeat again....UNDERSTOOD??? fine. then bye.