Some Good Advices for Start the Year

Yeah, I know that you are so confused because I want to Help to strangers, isnt it?

yup, I think the same, but hear I Just make it cause there is a Gun some near my head , not for another thing.

Alright the first advice is for the Dates, yeah you may think you are an expert in dates when you really have just 1 date per year and its with your mom. If a girl propose you a date, take two things presents, the first is see how beautiful the girl is, if she is just less atractive (yeah, I cant say uggly cause a girl have the gun) the best choice is a lie, its so easy get an false act of VIH in these days, or maybe go to the park will be great, the reason is in this image.

Other advice is about the plastic surgeries, is posible that everyone tell you thath your face look as if you was eaten by a wolf or some worst....that you are the son of Elba Esther, yeah it hurts, but the plastic surgery is not the solution, just look these cases.

Finally, If you wanna go to a beautiful place to go in your vacations, please dont go to E.U., but if you wanna a Happy place. Hear what happen if you put Dark Cartoons and food that smell to urine what it will be? Right Tokyo Disneyland!

Well This is all for now, so see ya!